CC 275: A Lineage Of Kings -- 4

Author: biped

Date: February 14, 2005

by biped
2-14-05
If ah could talk to de animals, walk wiff de...oh, howdy, Mistuh Ed! Ah sho hopes you lahks yo' bran' new baby what done come outta mah "man-eggs"!
Yes, yes, DeWilbur, I -- huh?
Oh, Ed, WAAAAH-HAAAAH-HAAAAAA!!! I just wanted a little baby so bad -- I didn't think you'd mind! You always liked DeWilbur!
Well, I guess it's okay...but good god, Doris, you could've warned me or something. I almost had a fucking heart attack when I saw the little bastard.
Well, this was the worst fucking "Father-Son Picnic" ever.
No shit, Dad. Your co-workers sure are a bunch of goofy bastards.