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| You -- you FUCKED DeWilbur Mumphrey, got PREGNANT, and had ME! No WONDER I'm so fucking DARK-COMPLECTED! | |
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| Oh, WAAAAAH-HAAAAH-HAAAAAAAA! DON'T HATE ME, SWEETIE! I JUST WANTED A LITTLE BABY TO LOVE! *SNIFF!* | |
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| Ladies and gentlemen...an important announcement... from the President Of The United States. | |
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| My fellow Americans, it has recently come to my attention...that I, your President...am black. | |
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| ...an' dat's de story about how mah very own "man-eggs" done growed up ta be Prezdint O' De United States! | |
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| DAMN, dawg! I know some bitches'd pay MONEY fo' summa dat shit! | |
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