CC 275: A Lineage Of Kings -- 6

Author: biped

Date: February 14, 2005

by biped
2-14-05
You -- you FUCKED DeWilbur Mumphrey, got PREGNANT, and had ME! No WONDER I'm so fucking DARK-COMPLECTED!
Oh, WAAAAAH-HAAAAH-HAAAAAAAA! DON'T HATE ME, SWEETIE! I JUST WANTED A LITTLE BABY TO LOVE! *SNIFF!*
Ladies and gentlemen...an important announcement... from the President Of The United States.
My fellow Americans, it has recently come to my attention...that I, your President...am black.
...an' dat's de story about how mah very own "man-eggs" done growed up ta be Prezdint O' De United States!
DAMN, dawg! I know some bitches'd pay MONEY fo' summa dat shit!