FTC 55: A Day Late

Author: biped

Date: February 14, 2005

by biped
2-14-05
So I want to fuck your left foot and jizz on your toes...is that so bad? Am I such a terrible pervert?
Here, I've googled some websites that may help you...(shudder)... "relieve yourself."
Why don't wedding vows mention anything about these "fetish" things...?
Don't stub any of your toes while you're out, Debbie. Or let anyone step on your foot.
Feet, feet, feet...that's all he thinks about anymore...Mom was right...I should've married Chuck...
"COW EYEBALLS FOR RENT!" Am I saying that right? "COW EYEBALLS FOR RENT!" Hmm...she's not responding...guess I'd better check the translator again...