Billy's New Hobby

Author: biped

Date: February 27, 2005

by biped
2-27-05
Mom, there's an intense aching in my loins...
BILLY! No more PG13-rated movies for YOU, young man! "Loins", indeed!
What's this magazine under your -- *GASP!* "MUFF DIVERS"?!?
But I NEED it, Mom! I'll go CRAZY if I don't play with myself frequently!
Your mother asked me to have a word with you, Billy.
Wow -- do your loins burn with an unquenchable fire too, Father O'Mallard?