Erving Knerving

Author: biped

Date: March 23, 2005

by biped
3-23-05
So, you're planning on jumping your motorcycle over this toilet?
Yeah. I figured I'd start small, and then gradually work my way up to bigger stuff.
Like what?
Oh, like that trough-style urinal over there. My dream is to someday jump it lengthwise.
And then what? Or is jumping the trough-style urinal the culmination of your life's dreams?
Well...there is this one restroom at Caesar's Palace. Eight stalls. And someday I'll see those stalls -- from the air.