20,000 LEAGUES BENEATH OUTER SPACE -- 5

Author: biped

Date: May 10, 2005

by biped
5-10-05
I CAN'T BELIEVE I USED TO FUCK MEN FOR MONEY INSTEAD OF POPCORN BALLS!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I USED TO ARREST PEOPLE FOR KILLING! KILLING GETS YOU POPCORN BALLS!
Next day...
Well, what did you do after work yesterday, Officer McPeevey?
None of your damn business, Inspector. I will tell you this, though... I ate my motherfucking fill of popcorn balls.
Yo, BITCH! Where's all my damn money fum yesterday?
Oh, I didn't turn any "tricks" yesterday, DeWayne...but I DID get plenty of "treats"! *WINK*