An American Family

Author: biped

Date: May 13, 2005

by biped
5-13-05
...and so, for the next week, PBS will be following the day-to-day activities of one typical American family as they --
Mom! I've got syphilis!
Oh my, Bobby! That's awful!
Oh, don't worry, Mom! I didn't have sex with a girl or anything!
You...you mean you're...gay?
Nope! I caught it from a horse!