The Story Of "Feasty" O'Miller -- 2

Author: biped

Date: June 2, 2005

by biped
6-02-05
Say, aren't you "Beasty" O'Miller?
Ach, NO! The name's "Feasty" O'Miller! Not "Beasty" O'Miller! "FEASTY", not "BEASTY"! Blast it all ta Perdition!
Why, that mischievous lad must be spreadin' it all over town that me name's "Beasty" instead'a "Feasty"!
Hi, "Beasty"!
Wha -- why'd you rip all my clothes off???
Cuz that's what beasties do, lassie! They rips all yer clothes off!