The Story Of "Feasty" O'Miller -- 4

Author: biped

Date: June 2, 2005

by biped
6-02-05
Okay -- why did you shove a fork up that waiter's nose and into his brain?
'Tisn't in me nature ta do such things, officer! I was driven to it! Why, normally I'm as twee as an ickle babe at his mum's --
Yeah, yeah, umm -- how do you spell "Beasty"?
ACH! YE SPELLS IT BY ME SHOVIN' YER OWN GUN UP YER ARSE 'N' PULLIN' THE TRIGGER, THAT'S HOW YE SPELLS IT!
Our top story tonight -- the "Beasty" O'Miller killing spree continues unabated. Survivors report that "Beasty" -- huh?
IT'S "FEASTY", NOT "BEASTY", YE NUMPTY -- GAH! -- BAMPOT! WHY, I'LL KILL YE ON YER OWN BLEEDIN' TV SHOW, YE NAFF, MANKY -- ACH! -- PLONKER!