Puppy Farts

Author: biped

Date: June 17, 2005

by biped
6-17-05
*sniff* *sniff* Hey, I smell puppy farts!
Oh boy, PUPPY FARTS! They're CUTE!
*FRR-RRR-RRT*
Oh, YUCK! It's just regular old DOG FARTS!
NO...NOOOOOO!!! WE WERE SMELLING REGULAR DOG FARTS!!! REGULAR YUCKY OLD DOG FARTS!!!
WE'VE GOTTA GET THOSE AWFUL DOG FARTS OUT OF OUR LUNGS!!! HURRY, SIS!!! LET'S GO VOMIT!!!