Classical Gas

Author: biped

Date: June 23, 2005

by biped
6-23-05
I can stick a kazoo up my butt and make it go "toot, toot!" And if I eat enough beans, I can fart "O Susanna", "Jimmy Crack Corn" --
I don't like the new kid...he's creepy...
-- "She'll Be Comin' Round The Mountain", "Turkey In The Straw", the theme from "Bonanza", the Oscar Meyer weiner song --
Shut up...shut up...shut up...
-- "Hold That Tiger", the theme from "Hogan's Heroes", the second movement from Beethoven's 7th Symphony, a medley of Richard Simmons' --
Dude...did it ever occur to you that most people don't want their music accompanied by the horrible stench of your rank farts?