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| I can stick a kazoo up my butt and make it go "toot, toot!" And if I eat enough beans, I can fart "O Susanna", "Jimmy Crack Corn" -- | |
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| I don't like the new kid...he's creepy... | |
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| -- "She'll Be Comin' Round The Mountain", "Turkey In The Straw", the theme from "Bonanza", the Oscar Meyer weiner song -- | |
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| Shut up...shut up...shut up... | |
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| -- "Hold That Tiger", the theme from "Hogan's Heroes", the second movement from Beethoven's 7th Symphony, a medley of Richard Simmons' -- | |
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| Dude...did it ever occur to you that most people don't want their music accompanied by the horrible stench of your rank farts? | |
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