Bobby's New Vocation

Author: biped

Date: July 7, 2005

by biped
7-07-05
Hey, mom! I wanna be an ABORTIONIST!
GOOD HEAVENS, Bobby! What on earth brought THAT on?
I just seen a documentary about it over at Whitey's house! It was fekkin' COOL!
Well...you'll have to go to medical school...I suppose your father and I can manage to afford it... somehow...
"Medical school" -- PHOOEY! I'm makin' a buttload of cash RIGHT NOW!
Can I go to the prom now?