A Tribute To James Doohan

Author: biped

Date: July 20, 2005

by biped
7-20-05
SCOTTY! IS THE TRANSPORTER REPAIRED YET? EMERGENCY!
WE NEED TO BEAM UP NOW! THIS PLANET'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE!
Oh, AYE! She's jury-rigged up a real treat (HIC!) Beamin' ye oop faster 'n' ah kin fahrt "Lum Hat Wantin' The Croon"! (FRRRT!)
Scotty, you BASTARD!
I'll GET you for this, you ALKY DICKHEAD!