The "What If" Robot

Author: biped

Date: July 27, 2005

by biped
7-27-05
What if Christopher Columbus had sent ROBOTS in search of a shorter route to China instead of going himself? The so-called "New World" would've been discovered by ROBOTS!
Skkrrttzzz...
...and what if ROBOTS had been the first to land on the moon instead of those two clowns named Neil and Buzz? You'd be looking up at a ROBOT moon every night!
...the history assignment wasn't a "what if" exercise, Skkrrttzzz...
And what if HUMAN teachers were all replaced with ROBOT teachers! You'd be SHUCKING OYSTERS for some FAT CAJUN BASTARD IN THE MIDDLE OF A SWAMP, YOU --
THAT'S IT, SKKRRTTZZZ! I'M DEACTIVATING YOU UNTIL YOUR MOTHER COMES TO PICK YOU UP THIS AFTERNOON!