CC 292: Father O'Mallard in "Mass Hysteria" -- 1

Author: biped

Date: August 9, 2005

by biped
8-09-05
GOOD LORD! YOUR group, who wants to perform in MY church, plans to WASH THEIR FEET in the baptismal fount, GUZZLE the sacramental wine...
Yes...uh-huh...
...DOUCHE THEIR ASSHOLES with the Holy Water...DRINK IT...HUMP the statuary... and then FORNICATE IN THE AISLES with DISEASED SHEEP!
Mm-hm...yes...
HOLY MOTHER OF MERCY! What in GOD'S NAME do you degenerates CALL yourselves?
The Aristocrats.