These New Police Sirens

Author: biped

Date: August 10, 2005

by biped
8-10-05
Nowadays, police sirens start off going "WEEEEE-OOOOOOOO-WEEEEEE-OOOOOOO!!!" like they did before...
Uh-huh...
...but then they sorta just go..."BLUURRP!!! DOOOOOP!!!BLURDLE-DURDLE-DUUURRRP!!! BLOOOOOP!!!
Yeah...so?
Well, now it sounds just plain silly. I know they're supposed to attract attention, but really, I think they've just gone too far.
YOU'RE RIGHT!!! THEY DO SOUND SILLY NOW!!! THE END!!!