CC 295: The End Of Innocence

Author: biped

Date: September 3, 2005

by biped
9-03-05
WOO-HOOO! Looks like my virginity is FINALLY about to come to an end! Oh boy, oh boy ohboyohboyoh --
Please place your dick alongside the graph to your left. If it doesn't reach the line, you don't get to ride.
Huh? But -- that's not fair -- first I don't get to ride the rolly-coaster at Knott's Berry Farm, and now --
KNOTT'S BERRY FARM? WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU, A FUCKING ROLLY-COASTER? GET OUT! GET OUT!!!
Well? Am I tall enough yet?
No! GET OUT!!!