Danny, The Big Fat Asshole 2

Author: biped

Date: September 18, 2005

by biped
9-18-05
OW!!! HEY DOCTOR, MY FUCKIN' ASSHOLE HURTS!!!
"Asshole"? Why, DANNY! You should use nicer words for things -- like "anus" or "sphincter"!
Who are they? Your fucking kids?
Wha -- DANNY! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE! NOW!
I HAD TO GO TO A FUCKING BACK-ALLEY PROCTOLOGIST TODAY BECAUSE THAT FUCKING --
SSHHH! The "Anus 'n' Sphincter" show is on!