CC 298: Panic In The Year Zero

Author: biped

Date: September 24, 2005

by biped
9-24-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
GAH!!! I JUST GOT MY FUCKING ARM CUT OFF!!! GAAAAAAAA!!!
Did you hear me? No jerkin' my yerkin WHATSOEVER!!! For 40 WHOLE DAYS!!!
FUCK!!! OH MY GOD!!! MY ARM -- MY FUCKING ARM!!! GYAAAAAAAAA!!!
40 days -- why, my poor PENIS will think my ARM'S been cut off!!!
GUH -- MY JERKING HAND!!! OH MY GOD, MY JERKING HAND!!! YAAAAAA-HAAAH-HAAAAAAAAA!!!