CC 298: Must-See TV

Author: biped

Date: September 30, 2005

by biped
9-30-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
Aww! That's my little hermaphrodite!
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER HEART-WARMING EPISODE OF..."MY LITTLE HERMAPHRODITE"! HERE'S A PREVIEW...
What am I, Old Dead Gramps? A boy or a girl?
Why...you're a little of both, pumpkin!
Gosh! I guess that makes me...kinda special, huh?
Heavens, NO, dear! It makes you a FREAK!