CC 299: The Following Is A Paid Political Announcement

Author: biped

Date: October 2, 2005

by biped
10-02-05
Hi, fellow stripcreators! I'm biped! I think I should get to host CC #300 because --
Hello America, I'm Lyndon LaRouche. And I'm running for President of the United States again. So vote for me, or --
Hey, wait a minute, I paid for this airtime, so I don't think --
Folks, Ross Perot here. Can I talk? Are you gonna allow me to get a word in, biplane? Huh? Now, ya see, this is just sad --
Look, I -- HEY! GET THAT "VERY SPECIAL EPISODE" OF "DIFF'RENT STROKES" OFF OF HERE! I DIDN'T GET TO SAY ANYTHING!
...and that's why the "funny" man in the park touched you there, Arnold, and why you shouldn't be ashamed to tell Mr. Drummond.