UNFUNNY PHONE COMICS #11

Author: biped

Date: October 7, 2005

by biped
10-07-05
TESSSSS-TICLES! TESTICLES, TESTICLES, TESSSSS-TICLES!
DOG TESTICLES FOR SALE! GETCHER GEN-YOO-INE DOG TESTICLES RIGHT HERE!
GOOD LORD! Where in Heaven's name did you children obtain (ahem) "dog testicles" for sale?
We get 'em from the vet in exchange for making terrifying death threats to his wife over the phone! He HATES her!
YEAH! Now are you gonna buy some dog testicles? Or are you just WASTIN' OUR TIME?
Oh, give me two dozen. I have some dinner guests tonight that I'm not particularly fond of.