Abe Vigoda Theatre: The Bad News Bears

Author: biped

Date: October 22, 2005

by biped
10-22-05
Okay boys, get your lazy good-for-nothing asses out on that field and practice. At this rate, we'll never stand a chance against those Yankees.
Whatta ya expect, Boilermaker? All we got on this cruddy team is a buncha jews, spics, niggers, pansies -- and a booger-eatin' moron.
C'mon, Amanda... the team needs you. I need you. Let's see that fastball I taught you!
NO! I can't be playin' no dumb baseball! I'm almost thirteen, and I -- I'll be getting a BRA soon.
HEY, YANKEES! You can take your apology -- AND your trophy -- and SHOVE 'EM STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS!
And another thing -- just wait'll NEXT year!