Brad Schwartz in "The Pittsburgh Address"

Author: biped

Date: October 27, 2005

by biped
10-27-05
FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO, OUR FOREFATHERS BROUGHT FORTH UPON THIS CONTINENT A --
You are not Abe Lincoln.
I...are...I are not... Abe Lincoln. I are not Abe Lincoln. I are not Abe Lincoln. I are not Abe Lincoln.
I are not Abe Lincoln. I are not Abe Lincoln. I are not Abe Lincoln. I are not Abe Lincoln.
Brad, please... you're scaring me.