TRC 1: Dead People Are Shitheads

Author: biped

Date: November 12, 2005

by biped
11-12-05
I'm glad I'm dead. GLAD!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!!
Who are you talking to, dumbfuck?
The living.
Oh. Well. I'm sure "the living" will stop everything and care deeply about your inane outburst.
Mommy! Dead Brad is distraught about how he is perceived by the living!
Eat shit, bitch. I just shoved a quart of peanut butter up my fucking cunt.