Paths Of Glory

Author: biped

Date: November 18, 2005

by biped
11-18-05
But...I'm just a slice of bacon. I don't belong out here on the battlefield, fighting in a war...
We're all counting on you, bacon. You must get through to HQ and tell them we're pinned down.
I'm so scared. I'd rather get eaten with eggs than have to do this awful war stuff...
I'll lay some eggs for you, bacon!
Mmm-BOY! Them shore was some good bacon and eggs !
Yep! 'Cept for the teeth and the eyeballs. And them spindly arms.