Firing Floyd 5

Author: biped

Date: January 29, 2006

by biped
1-29-06
Floyd Reynolds, you're under arrest for distribution of pornographic materials and solicitation of prostitution.
"Floyd"? But...my name's, uhh... BURT! Yeah, that's it -- BURT REYNOLDS!
HEY, ASSHOLE! Guess where my parole officer sent me to work?
Oh, FUCK.
Well, WE'RE HOME! Just smell that sweet pine-scented car deodorizer!
GANGWAY, kids! Mama's takin' a FUSCHIA MOIRE' SHIT!