Firing Floyd 5 1/2: "What Happens To Floyd Next?"

Author: biped

Date: January 29, 2006

by biped
1-29-06
(story: ArtemisStrong/ screenplay: biped)
Gosh, I can't believe the army reserve has reactivated my commission, and --
HEY, ASSHOLE! Guess who just JOINED UP?
Ha ha! Superior Russians capture weak, spineless Amerikinskis, and -- OH, NO!!! FLOYD REYNOLDS!!!
EAT HOT LEAD, YOU RUSSKIE BASTARDS! HAW HAW! ***RAT-A-TAT-TAT!!!***
Well, I'm BACK! And I'm a NATIONAL HERO!
GOOD! The fuckin' TOILET'S backed up again!