President Dog

Author: biped

Date: February 11, 2006

by biped
2-11-06
This is the worst crisis in our nation's history! We need leadership -- please, PLEASE tell us what to do, President Dog!
Woof! Woof!
All he says is "woof, woof!" That...that's of no use to us whatsoever!
I know. We're doomed...we're all fucking DOOMED unless President Dog acts NOW.
He...he's peeing on my leg!