El Paso Pt. 4

Author: biped

Date: March 13, 2006

by biped
3-13-06
...and then this dumb little girl distracted him, so I got away.
BOY OH BOY! If I were you, I'd MARRY that little girl!
But Dad, I can't marry a little girl! That's -- AGAINST THE LAW!
So? I married your mother when she was five, didn't I?
Why -- you SURE DID! And that worked out GREAT!
AND, it was HER idea to name you "MR. BUTTHOLE!"