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| The prostitute refused to have sex with me, officer -- just because I'm a crab. I want to press charges. | |
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| Asking a prostitute for sex is illegal, crab. I'm afraid you're under arrest. | |
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| ...well, first the prostitute refused to have sex with me, and then the cop threw me in jail -- just because I'm a crab. | |
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| It's an outrage. Crabs only comprise 11% of the population -- yet 87% of the prisoners in Crab Jail are crabs. | |
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| Hello, Oprah? I'm ready to tell my story now. | |
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| Oh, no -- my special "crab" show isn't about "stories." It's about me stuffing crabs UP MY ASS. | |
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