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| Mommy, today Sally climbed up on the sink like she wasn't supposed to and got the cookie jar down off the high shelf, and ate a bunch of cookies. | |
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| This just in: Teddy is a big fat fibber, Mommy, and he ate the cookies. In other news, he also drew dinosaur pictures with your brand new lipstick. | |
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| On a lighter note: Sally is an ugly, booger-eating retard who used your new lipstick to make up her dollies. Ha ha, they sure looked dumb. | |
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| Well, that's the news for now, Mommy. Stay tuned for "Tattletale Theater." Tonight's episode: "I Know What Teddy Does In The Bathroom." | |
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