CC 317: Captain Chip On "The Surreal Stripcreator Life" 1

Author: biped

Date: April 7, 2006

by biped
4-07-06
Gosh, Debbie! I sure hope being on "The Surreal Stripcreator Life" will help reinvigorate my career!
But, Captain Wanker! We're on national TV -- how long do think you can go without wanking?
That's Captain CHIP, Debbie! I only did those awful gay porno things because I needed a hernia operation --
WANK, CAPTAIN WANKER!!! WANK!!! WANK!!! WANK!!!
NNNFFF -- NNNFFF -- UNNNGGGHHHH!!! OMIGOD, I'M PATHETIC!!!
WOW! You just jizzed all over the BUFFET!