CC 317: Captain Chip On "The Surreal Stripcreator Life" 2

Author: biped

Date: April 7, 2006

by biped
4-07-06
These cocktail weenies taste funny. I think that "secret sauce" is --
Ha-ha, yes-- anyway Biff, I was thinking maybe we could team up! Just think--Captain Chip, with James Bond as his sidekick!
"Sidekick"? I don't think my fans would accept the great James "Two-Bags" Bond as anybody's side--
Uhh...excuse me, Biff...NNNFFF -- NNNFFF -- UNNNGGGHHHH!!!
Oh. I, uh... yuck. That's pretty disgusting.
I can't help it, Biff! My testicles constantly generate freakish quantities of semen!