CC 322: The Magician's Malady

Author: biped

Date: May 19, 2006

by biped
5-19-06
...the children were eaten alive. And now: "The Lighter Side"! It seems magician David Blaine is close to setting a new record--
Shut up, Tim, this is my story...setting a new record for living inside Tim's butthole. Here now with the latest is our own "Chip" Squishy. Chip?
Thanks, Sally! David, you've spent over two weeks in Tim's butthole. What was the hardest thing you've had to endure so far?
Well, Chip, it would have to be a toss-up between two things--dodging the big, black, knobby dildo, and the painful multiple gerbil bites.
That does it! Get outta my butthole, Blaine!
Tim, you signed a contract. Clam up and suck it in.