"NON-HAM SANDWICH COMICS" not starring: a ham sandwich

Author: biped

Date: June 30, 2006

by biped
6-30-06
Whatcha readin', buttlick?
It's Andy Griffith's autobiography. But it's written as though it's his SCROTUM talking.
Hmm, sounds interesting...if you're a shit-eating retard. Well, fuck ya later, assface.
Okay...umm..."and I think the way I firmly yet delicately cupped Andy's balls aided greatly in his portrayal of 'Matlock', and--"
Wait a minute... Dakota Fanning?