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| Whatcha readin', buttlick? | |
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| It's Andy Griffith's autobiography. But it's written as though it's his SCROTUM talking. | |
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| Hmm, sounds interesting...if you're a shit-eating retard. Well, fuck ya later, assface. | |
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| Okay...umm..."and I think the way I firmly yet delicately cupped Andy's balls aided greatly in his portrayal of 'Matlock', and--" | |
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| Wait a minute... Dakota Fanning? | |
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