That's My Barbie!

Author: biped

Date: July 1, 2006

by biped
7-01-06
Guess what, Daddy? My new boyfriend is the bastard son of a hundred maniacs.
Aww, that's wonderful, snookums.
See, Mom? Daddy never pays any attention to anything I say to him.
Umm...have you forgotten that you're dead to me, Barbie? I can't hear dead people.
Is that it, Daddy? Am I dead to you, too?
Oh yes, pumpkin, that's very nice.