Doggy Job Interview

Author: biped

Date: July 22, 2006

by biped
7-22-06
Hello, I'm "Pup" Swerdlow. I'm here about the job interview.
You didn't tell me over the phone that you were a dog.
Look, if you discriminate against me because of my species, I'll have the SPCA on this place so fast it'll--
FETCH THE NICE BONE, DOGGY! FETCH! FETCH!
WOOF!!! WOO--fuck.