Sally's Big Day

Author: biped

Date: July 23, 2006

by biped
7-23-06
Guess what, Mommy? I just invented COCK-FLAVORED LOLLIPOPS!
OH, MY GOD!!!
Mommy told me to come here and stay until I was a good girl again.
Well, you're obviously a dangerous criminal. (chuckle) We'd better keep a really close eye on you. (giggle)
I slit their throats, Mommy. And stepped over their wracking, blood-splattered corpses. And came back home. What's for supper?
(sigh) Salmon patties.