FTC 89: The Unhappy Customer

Author: biped

Date: August 9, 2006

by biped
8-09-06
Welcome to Hitler's Ass Burger! How may I help you?
Yes, I'd like to know a bit more about what you chaps "claim" to be a "Hitler's Ass Burger."
Okay--it's like as if Hitler ate all the ingredients--lettuce, tomato, onions, cheese--and 1/4 lb. of lean, grade A beef--and shit a cheeseburger.
But you see, that's just the thing--Hitler's dead. So, who, may I venture to inquire, is shitting these cheeseburgers?
Uh...me. But I'm a direct descendant of Hitler, on, er...on his dad's side. I'm, uh...Biff Hitler. Yeah, that's it...Biff Hitler.
Well then, these jolly well aren't proper Hitler's Ass Burgers a'tall, are they, you deceitful scoundrel?