FTC 94: The Conroy Gambit

Author: biped

Date: September 28, 2006

by biped
9-28-06
You can't keep me in here without any evidence!
Hey elfcock, how about not making me beat the shit out you?
But I'm NOT an elf! I...I'm WADE CONROY!
WADE CONROY? OH, MY GOD! I'M SORRY, MR. CONROY! RELEASE THIS MAN!
But honest, officer! I'm Wade Conroy! WADE CONROY!
SHUT UP, you big, fat LIAR ELF!!!