Baby Farm Wonders

Author: biped

Date: October 1, 2006

by biped
10-01-06
Mommy!!! Moo-goat!!! Moo-goat, Mommy!!!
Baaaa--huh? Hey kid, goats don't moo. Cows moo. Goats say "baaaaa." Okay?
Mommy!!! Mommy!!! Goat was talking, Mommy!!! Goat was talking!!! Mo--
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT NOW?!? GOATS DON'T TALK, YOU FRUITY LITTLE BASTARD!!! NOW SHUT...THE FUCK...UP!!!
"Oh, de Camptown ladies sing dis song, doo-daaa, doo-daaaaa..." And then I do a little "soft shoe", heheh, like so...
MOMMY!!! WAAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAAAA!!!