CC 334: Sally Becomes A Monster

Author: biped

Date: October 12, 2006

by biped
10-12-06
"So remember, kids--when anyone tries to tell you that torture is BAD, you just tell THEM...it's GUANTANA-RIFFIC!"
Torture is GUANTANA-RIFFIC!
YO! YO! GITMO FUM DA GIT-GO! TOE-CHA DA BOMB! NICE 'N' SLOW! GO WIT DA FLOW! SLAP HIM LIKE A HO! TILL DA CHUMP SCREAM HE CAIN'T TAKE IT NO MO'!
Ha, ha! That's GUANTANA-RIFFIC, Rappin' Rudy!
PLEASE untie me, Sally! No more torture, I'm begging--NO! NO! NOT THE SCORPIONS AGAIN! OH, MY G--YAAAAAAAAAA!
Ha, ha! Your screams are GUANTANA-RIFFIC, Mommy!