Abe: A Typical Day

Author: biped

Date: October 31, 2006

by biped
10-31-06
I SHOULDA PLAYED LUGOSI in "Ed Wood", DAMMIT! ME...ABE VIGODA! And then that Oscar would be mine, MINE, MINE--
Excuse me, sir...I'm collecting canned goods for the homeless--
No, you're not. You're the guest of honor--at a HUMAN BARBECUE!!! MWAH-HA-HA!!!
But, I--YAAAAAAAAAA!!!
After feasting upon the parbroiled corpse...
Tim? Abe! Did you read my "Ed Wood II" script yet? I'm still available! "Karloff? Dat limey cocksucker!" Ha, ha, ha! Tim?
How many times do I have to tell you--Lugosi CROAKED in the first one, DUMBASS!!!