Super Marital Problems

Author: biped

Date: December 20, 2006

by biped
12-20-06
I found a pair of rubber underwear under the bed! You've been screwing REED RICHARDS, haven't you?
Yes! YES! He...DOES things for me! Things YOU never could!
That BASTARD! It's his ELASTIC DICK, isn't it?
It's INCREDIBLE! It's like my whole body becomes a GIANT G-SPOT!
...and so, Sue, that's why I think we should have REVENGE SEX! We'll videotape us fucking each other silly, and--
Sorry, Captain Chip. I'm already having an affair with Plastic Man.