CC 344: The Origin Story

Author: biped

Date: January 7, 2007

by biped
1-07-07
Congratulations, you won the big wrestling competition. But you don't get the money due to a technicality.
A technicality? What's that?
Well, you know how you won, but I don't really want to give you all that money? That's called a "technicality."
Why...you JERK! If anyone ever robbed you, I wouldn't lift a finger to help! Even if it meant my uncle's tragic death!
...and that's why my sheets are all sticky, Aunt May. Because I'm Spiderman.
Peter, that's the all-time saddest excuse I ever heard.