Crab Legs

Author: biped

Date: January 13, 2007

by biped
1-13-07
Excuse me...aren't you "Crab Legs" Burford?
No, ma'am, I'm afraid not.
Well, if you ARE "Crab Legs" Burford...and you're just pretending NOT to be to avoid your fans...then FUCK YOU.
Whew. Some old lady just said "EFF YOU" to me just because I wasn't "Crab Legs" Burford.
You mean you're NOT "Crab Legs" Burford? I hate you, Dad.