Flendo Jessnurt

Author: biped

Date: February 7, 2007

by biped
2-07-07
Excuse me--aren't you Flendo Jessnurt?
No! NO! NO!!!
Grrr! People keep mistaking me for someone else. First it was "T-Bone" Wilson...then "Crab Legs" Burford...and now, some fellow named "Flendo Jessnurt." I'm sick and tired of--
You mean you AREN'T Flendo Jessnurt? Oh, my god--I've been living in the wrong house.
Meanwhile...
I wonder where in the hell my wife is? I haven't seen her for three years.
HIT IT, FLENDO! ONE, TWO, THREE--