The Mistaken Identities Of Brad Schwartz 1

Author: biped

Date: February 7, 2007

by biped
2-07-07
CAPTAIN SCHLESSINGER! WHERE IN THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? WE'RE ALMOST READY FOR TAKEOFF!
But, I--
I think there's been some mistake. I am not "Captain Schlessinger." My name is Brad Schwartz.
Ook! Ook! EEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEE!
How is the "astro-chimp" training experiment progressing, Captain Schlessinger?
Look, sir--I'm afraid I simply don't know what you're talking about. I am Brad Schwarz.