The Mistaken Identities Of Brad Schwartz 2

Author: biped

Date: February 7, 2007

by biped
2-07-07
"...and so, this vile impostor, who calls himself 'Brad Schwartz', has single-handedly set the entire space program back at least 20 years..."
Look, Mommy! It's Flendo Jessnurt!
Why, "T-Bone"? WHY? I've smashed all your records--
Oh, good grief--I am neither this "T-Bone" Wilson nor a famous astronaut. I am Brad Schwartz. BRAD SCHWARTZ.
Yo, "Crab Legs." Now bout dem hoes you wanted Friday night--
Please leave me alone before my pastor sees us together.